Guest lettuce

August 30, 2023

How we come to have a wild lettuce in our tiny front garden I don’t know, but at ten feet high there is no ignoring it. Lactuca virosa is its name. At first, in March, it looked rather like a stripling primrose, with long oblong slightly toothed leaves. These mounded up, and by April clearly had higher ambitions. It grew steadily, its long leaves at intervals of a foot or so on its straight stem. It had a useful prop in the myrtle supported by our neighbour’s wall. At ten feet or so it produced an impressive panicle of tiny yellow flowers quickly followed by fluffy seedheads a little like clematis seeds,

Sadly it tastes bitter. No, worse than that. I shan’t be exploring its supposed psychedelic properties. But I wonder where it came from.

Scarlet tsunami

August 30, 2023

I’m wondering whether to get the locals round to have a grand tomato harvest and pick all four in one day. Maybe bonsai tomato-growing is not the ideal, but this year it just happened. I forgot to pot them on from a four-inch pot; they looked sweet on the bench next to a pansy and the heliotrope I keep for an intoxicating sniff now and then. Now those little red globes are beckoning. Is home-grown produce really the best?

Tomatoes are a major theme in July, and not just a domestic one. They are tumbling in from all sides; the Isle of Wight conspicuously in the lead, in a bewildering mix of changes and colours. There is still little to challenge Gardener’s Delight for an instant pop in the month, but salads are a different matter. I made a bold bicoloured one yesterday: beefy yellow and purple, roundly ridged, mostly flesh with little juice. Interleaved slices on a flat dish looked intriguing, but what made the dish was the Sicilian olive oil, the scatter of sea salt and a few leaves of basil from the pot that always reminds me of poor Isabella, so often painted by pre-Raphaelites in search of beauty in mourning. Basil seems preordained for tomatoes. Rosetti could have painted glowing tomatoes with the lush leaves of drooping basil, and Tennyson written ‘with blackest moss the flowerpots were thickly crusted one and all. The rusted nails fell from the knots that tied the tomatoes to the greenhouse wall’.

But did Tennyson have tomatoes? It was only in 1820 that one Robert Johnson publicly proved they were not poisonous by eating one at a New Jersey courthouse. What a scarlet tsunami he unleashed.

Our criminal king

August 21, 2023

How rarely I get north of Watford, let alone as far as Cumbria. It was only for a few days, but long enough to revisit the paradigm of topiary, Levens Hall, with its crazy toppling yews, and to discover the Holker (pronounced “Hooker’) estate on the remote peninsula of Furness. Furness has Morecambe Bay to the south, the Coniston Fells of the Lake District as a jagged frieze to the north, Barrow (where we build our submarines) to the west and not far off the vast ruins of Furness Abbey.

The Cistercians chose remote sites, but built with brio. Furness was founded by King Stephen, grandson of William the Conqueror, almost on the scale of Fountains Abbey, with a similar heart-breaking remnant of its soaring vaults and scarcely readable scraps of the monks’ quarters. It lies in a shallow green valley in the woods, a little river supplying all its plumbing. The stone is rusty red, the feeling of abandonment overwhelming. In places like this I still feel rising fury at the crimes of our most criminal king. Henry VIII stole or destroyed the culture of centuries, its greatest works of art and hundreds of its most educated souls. The evidence in abandoned foundations like this is not very much more than we have of Ancient Egypt. The shame hangs in the air.

Bare ruined choirs…

Succession

August 5, 2023

People still ask me, ten years after we left our old Essex house, Saling Hall and the garden we made there over forty two years, ‘Don’t you miss it?’

The answer is no, or not really. But why not? In the first place because we are happy in London, with all its amenities (especially its parks), but principally because memory works so well. I can still take mental walks, not just at Saling, but in all the gardens and places I’ve known well and been attached to. In fact it’s what I do when my head hits the pillow. I can visit our woods in Wales, or our daughter’s garden in Hampshire, Wisley, or the garden of a chateau in the Médoc where I had a hand in the design, or stroll as I often do in Kensington Gardens, where trying to match the dogs with their owners is a game I sometimes play.

The other reason our Essex garden remains fresh, and even exciting, in my mind is because our successors there are doing such a good job with it. Not perhaps exactly what I was planning to do, but intelligent, interesting and above all pretty. The walled garden has not looked so good or been so well maintained since our early years there and its complete replanting in the early 1970s, or at least since Christopher Bailes joined us as a very young gardener – en route for his illustrious career at Merrist Wood, the RHS gardens, and eventually Kew.

It was a risk, I admit, hiring a young man whose experience didn’t go much further than leaf-sweeping, but when he sat on a bench with me at Saling, in the walled garden, and said ‘I would just love to garden here’, something told me he’d work hard and do well. After a few weeks, when he asked to borrow my gardening books, I knew for certain. But not that one day he’d be in charge of the orchids at Kew. Now I read his books on orchids, and hollies, and feel quite proprietorial. The RHS has given him its Victoria Medal of Honour. You can’t get more senior than that.

Dog days

July 20, 2023

It’s not just the roses that are loving this summer. The pubs are having a field day on their pavement extensions; clear proof of global warming. Ten years ago a pint outside huddled near the door constituted London summer. Now they have built permanent terraces on the pavement and in parking spaces. Do they pay parking charges?

Kensington smells of the “Confederate Jasmine” that has become a signature climber on its garden walls. The name was given to Trachelospermum Jasminoides because it grows south of the Mason Dixon Line, the frontier of the Confederacy in the American Civil War. In this street it lushes out so far from a garden wall that you have to make a detour round it. Its variegated form scrambles over the little balustrades across our garden, while I cut off shoots three feet long.

Warmth is what plants want to speed their growth, even more than water. It’s not just roses that are growing fit to bust. And flowering as we’ve never seen them before. Everything from our lemon tree in its pot to the creeping campanula that has become a London weed is jutting out shoots twice the normal length covered with flowers. Agapanthus is almost arborescent. Two blue-flowering bushes I specially treasure are painting the garden the colour that is rare in summer: Lycianthes (alias Solanum) rantonnettii is tall enough to shade the greenhouse and Acnistus (alias Iochroma) australis dangles its elegant soft-blue bulbs, fit for a painting of fairies.

There is a downside to these exotic excesses: an ugly rash of banana plants dwarfing front gardens with this gross and tatty leaves. Not everything you could grow is beautiful.

Profusion

July 13, 2023

What has given roses (and not only roses) such a boost this year? Bushes that routinely put on a respectable show have gone into overdrive with heavy trusses of flowers. Roses are falling from high in our sycamore. I feel like the guests at the feast of Heliogabalus in Alma Tadema’s painting being smothered under cascading flowers. Somehow the seasons, from the heat of Last August, through a kindly winter and soaking March, have engineered the perfect rose-storm. Dead-heading has already filled the Council’s blue bags again and again. Where does the Council compost all this fragrant material? In Kensington the shameful answer is that it doesn’t. It burns it.

Queen of the forest

June 15, 2023

I’ve never hesitated about which is my favourite tree. Oaks stand in a class of their own. Their rugged permanence, their cranky growth, their intricate mass of details in crooked shoots, leaves idiosyncratically sculpted, tough little wooden fruit, furrowed grey bark and limbs stretched wide in defiance of gravity all give them a presence no other trees can match.

And after the oak; a second choice? For me it’s the larch, the conifer that sits uneasily in its classification. It’s no softwood; its timber can be hard as horn, element-defying. You can build boats with it. It will grow ramrod-straight to a hundred feet. Its spring leafing is a poem in tender green, its flowering has a Fabergé intricate elegance, its autumn colour glowing yellow. In winter it makes skeletal cathedrals and its seedlings people the forest floor with exquisite soft miniatures.

When larch was introduced to Britain in King Charles the Second’s time it was greeted with rapture as a plant of infinite potential. John Evelyn rhapsodised about it in his Sylva, and the ancestral larches still stand, like wrinkled grandmothers who have never lost their poise, where their godfather, the Duke of Atholl planted them four hundred years ago. He planted millions of them in the first afforestation of Scotland; they remained the leading forestry tree until the great conifers of the American West began to revolutionise forest planting. The news that a new form of phytophthera has started to kill them is deeply unsettling.

On parade

June 6, 2023

The rain gave the procession an authenticity that a day of glittering helmets might have lacked. Or perhaps reminded us of glittering sunshine at a Windsor wedding not long ago that came to grief. The weather had given the Royal gardeners anxious weeks recently. A Spring so uncertain and late makes ceremonial bedding even trickier than usual. The scarlet tulips at Buckingham Palace, calculated to bloom for the Coronation, were so late in opening that I gather the gardeners had pelargoniums ready to take their place at the last minute. Happily, slightly warmer days encouraged the tulips; they shot up to be on parade with the guards on the day.

Coronation Day and the first aphid squish of the year. Roses in bud and greenfly at work. The first roses here are the notionally perpetual Parson’s Pink China and Mad Alf (aka Madame Alfred Carrière) already twenty feet up the sycamore. I can’t reach the buds on Mad Alf to tackle the greenfly but the little china rose droops over a camellia close at hand. It’s pale pink, soft and drooping at the first raindrops; an unpretentious thing, but with a famous history as one of the original progenitors of the roses that keep flowering, when conditions are right, almost year round: hence its alternative name of the Monthly Rose. I don’t really recommend it. It is the present performance of a plant that matters – except to historically-minded romantics like me. Who of course have a field day at coronations.

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